14 5 / 2012

apoplecticskeptic: I’m evaluating the probabilities of success in using this $0.32 ASCAP royalty entry in my future chance meeting with one Ms. Charlize Theron. “Hey, so, this one time there was some show that I never watch and you were on it and they used 32 cents worth of my music to help tell your story I really think we could be great together I even have permission from my wife for just one night but why is this huge guy with an earpiece escorting me outside I don’t need an escort Charlize call meeeeeee.” Speechless. 

apoplecticskeptic:

I’m evaluating the probabilities of success in using this $0.32 ASCAP royalty entry in my future chance meeting with one Ms. Charlize Theron.

“Hey, so, this one time there was some show that I never watch and you were on it and they used 32 cents worth of my music to help tell your story I really think we could be great together I even have permission from my wife for just one night but why is this huge guy with an earpiece escorting me outside I don’t need an escort Charlize call meeeeeee.”

Speechless. 

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    Speechless.
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